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From Napoleon’s great crab walk through Europe to J. Robert Oppenheimer’s discovery of nuclear fission by kissing his own elbow, victory has always gone to the most flexible. Overpower enemies with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get 30 days of unlimited yoga at Westcoast Hot Yoga (a $150 value). You may use your Groupon at the Yaletown or White Rock locations; your 30 days of yoga must be activated within three months of purchase.

Westcoast Hot Yoga harnesses temperature and concentration to execute an extensive schedule of drop-in yoga classes conducted in a room heated to 30 or 40 degrees. The studio offers a slew of 60- to 90-minute classes with amiable instructors who will help you hold that cobra pose until you’re supremely prepared to fight public menace Spider-Man. The 90-minute hot yoga class doses clients with a prescribed series of 26 asanas, while 75-minute flow classes focus on toning the upper body and abs, and yin classes encourage circulation through several long-held seated postures. Beginners and those rushed for time can pop in for a quick 60-minute class, which rolls pieces of each class into a bite-sized sushi of strength and flexibility. Bodies exit class renewed with awareness, energy, and the power to diffuse road rage with permeating wavelengths of inner peace.

The White Rock studio features vibrant colours, soft lighting, and new rubberized flooring that’s friendly to yogis’ joints, and the Yaletown location boasts spa-like changing rooms, spacious studios, and an outdoor relaxation area. Purge your system of pesky toxins, feel your muscles and tendons soften into gumbyesque suppleness, and sweat out tension from every pore.

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Mummies, who never had massages, are cursed to their stiff, uncomfortable positions and terrible fashion sense for all time. Move among the living with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a one-hour luxury organic aromatherapy massage with hot-towel service at Mdara Spa (an $80 value), located on Main Street.

Mdara Spa brings the style and sophistication of European salons to Vancouver, with a slate of services aimed at sprucing up scalps, skins, and more. The organic full-body massage includes a choice of defrazzling scents. Designed to be gently intense, the massage assertively commands blood to stop lazing around and lymph nodes to flush their drainpipes. After applying long strokes to the body, the massage therapist applies hot towels, which, like a diamond-encrusted whiteboard, instill a feeling of clean smugness.

The newly nontense will leave the Mdara Spa premises with their muscular fibres singing as harmoniously as a barbershop quartet, instead of screeching like the lead singer in a Norwegian death-metal barbershop quartet. Illuminated by the glow of crystal chandeliers and natural skylights, the serene salon offers patrons a welcome respite from the toaster pastries that characterize the outside world.

With this Groupon, customers receive 20 percent off additional services when booking appointment and 15 percent off all products.

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Though soy sauce is commonly believed to be of Asian origin, several linguists have unearthed its true Iberian beginnings by decoding the hidden Spanish translation. Celebrate the intriguing international condiment with the help of today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of Asian dinner fare at Sang Thai & Vietnamese Restaurant in Port Coquitlam.

Sang Thai’s culinary team whisks Vancouverites to exotic environs aboard a transpacific catamaran of Vietnamese and Thai fare. Erase painful memories of icy flag-pole tongue with a menu of piquant curries, such as the red curry with chicken, beef, lamb, or veggies ($12–$14), or salmon saturated with Thai choo chee curry sauce ($17). Classics abound, filling gastrointestinal echo chambers with pad thai ($11–$13), stir-fried noodles lacing up a bundle of tofu, egg, bean sprout, and peanuts ($11), or chicken with cashews and Thai chili sauce ($13). Vietnamese coffee, Thai tea, and fresh young coconut juice ($3 each) are on hand to lubricate glottises for impromptu yodelling competitions, and desserts such as the deep-fried banana with ice cream ($6) bring meals to a natural denouement.

Sang Thai’s sumptuous interior is a midcentury-inspired mélange of stark, linear architecture offset by ornate Asian carvings, statuary, and wall hangings. Diners can choreograph an appreciative dance number for the wait staff to the rhythms of live music on weekends.

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Looking younger often requires standing next to something much older, such as a brontosaurus femur or the future. Turn back time with today’s Groupon to Xhale Beauty Lounge in Surrey. Choose from three options:

• For $31, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $70 value).
• For $39, you get a 60-minute sea-essentials facial (an $88 value).
• For $55, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage, plus a 60-minute sea-essentials facial (a $158 value).

Xhale Beauty Lounge is an upscale salon presenting patrons with scoopfuls of high-quality European services and a commitment to eco-friendly practices and products. The Swedish massage alternates long and short strokes under the hands of a skilled massage therapist, improving circulation and relieving tension as it adds suppleness and resale value to the skin.

The sea essentials facial takes its cue from the marine-based Phytomer products that power it. Treatment begins by eradicating tension with a marine immersion phase, during which bodies attached to soon-to-be-treated faces are slathered in a self-heating marine mud that releases heat, thousands of gently caressing micro bubbles, and a band of sea horses that sing soothing Barry White. With the body rendered completely receptive, faces renew beneath a series of exfoliation and moisturizing masks applied by gentle face massages and marine boluses. As the masks cure, hands and arms receive massage by Reiki-certified starfish. After either or both the Swedish massage and sea essentials facial, faces and feelers awaken to proclaim a new put-togetherness to the throngs of potentially amorous others and jealous, rough-covered trees.

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Eyes, when not treated well, may retaliate by drying out, blurring, or leaving for a more attentive face. Keep eyes blissfully enamoured with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get $250 worth of eyewear in-store at Skeye Optical in Richmond.

Skeye Optical retails designer eyewear frames and lenses in an energetic environment committed to edging and mounting each eyepiece to perfection. Vision wearables are fine-tuned by Skeye’s on-site optician, who dons more than 15 years of eye-catching experience, often preparing lens-frame sandwiches in less than an hour if the chosen pair is in stock. Arm ocular orbs with fully coated antireflection, antiscratch, and UV-protected progressive prescription lenses (from $190) with instant-shading Transitions technology (from $240). Or, opt for fully coated single-vision prescription lenses ($70) that snuggle into the sockets of Guess and other name-brand frames (from $170), allowing new owners to take the guesswork out of approaching people or inanimate objects for polite conversation. Embarking clients can test the acuity of new prescription-fitting eyewear on the five-minute walk to Aberdeen SkyTrain station or through the ample parking lot. The store is open late (until 8 p.m. all week) leaving no excuse for optically challenged vampires.

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Dining out allows families to enjoy a hearty meal without the hassle of washing dishes and sharing forks. Dine dynamically with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of Eastern European food and
drinks at Transylvania Flavour in Kitsilano. This Groupon expires July 1.

The aroma of slow-cooked meats and simmering homestyle delicacies flows from Transylvania Flavour’s kitchen. Inspired by the hearty flavours of Eastern European cuisine, the chefs at Transylvania Flavour eschew hunger pangs with an eclectic roster of Balkan-style dishes, including sarmale, cabbage rolls with house sauerkraut and a sour-cream drizzle ($12), and savoury pork schnitzel ($17.95). In the kitchen, the owner’s mother adds her own dashes of family flair to signature recipes, such as the knight’s platter for two, an eight-part panoply of ethnic edibles that channels the splendour of medieval feasts with yam-and-cheese pierogis, polenta croquettes, meatballs, and more ($48), to be gobbled alongside a gilded goblet of wine embossed with antidotes for dragon breath ($7–$10 per glass).

Along the textured yellow walls of Transylvania’s intimate dining room, black-and-white prints of historic monuments inspire a romantic nostalgia while diners devour desserts of homemade donuts ($7). In addition to free parking, the local bus escorts guests to the perch of this homey establishment, silencing damsels in distress bemoaning the death of chivalry.

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