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Houseplants grow stronger by soaking up sunlight and watching supposedly more intelligent birds fly into sparkling-clean windows. Get a clearer view with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

• $45 for window cleaning for up to 15 windows (a $105 value)
• $69 for window cleaning for up to 25 windows (a $175 value)
• $89 for window cleaning for up to 35 windows (a $245 value)

Sharper Window Cleaning Ltd.

As the owner of Sharper Window Cleaning Ltd., Steve Harper polishes the exteriors of homes and office buildings alongside a team of cleaning professionals hand-selected for their experience. Prior to joining the Sharper Window Cleaning crew, each staff member must complete training with the International Window Cleaning Association. The extensive course requires them to pass several stringent tests and demonstrate the ability to turn sand into glass with only their minds.

After earning the right to wear the Sharper Window Cleaning uniform, staff members travel with the team to clean interior and exterior windows, clear gutters with vortex vacuum systems, and power-wash dirty walls. They wash all residential windows by hand, using environmentally friendly solutions that keep Gaia’s atmosphere free of streaks and smudges.

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Bodies of water are frequent metaphors in poetry due to their unfathomable depths, unknowable sprawl, and unattainable porpoises. Set sail into the enigma with this Groupon.

Choose From Three Options

• $30 for a one-hour rental of a 16-foot Hourston Glascraft (a $60 value)
• $32 for a one-hour rental of a fully loaded fishing boat with rods, tackle, down riggers, and depth sounders (a $65 value)
• $45 for a one-hour rental of an 18-foot Bayliner (a $90 value)

Coal Harbour and Lonsdale Boat Rentals

From the views of snow-capped mountains and the cascading Granite Falls of Indian Arm to the bustling public market of Granville Island, the Vancouver area overflows with seafaring escapes. Realizing the abundance of sandy beaches meeting lush green forests, diverse wildlife, totem poles, and charming seaside villages, the owners of Coal Harbour and Lonsdale Boat Rentals decided they needed to give locals and visitors easy access to the region’s splendour. To accomplish this, they offer rentals of Hourston Glascrafts, Bayliners, and fishing boats to licensed boaters. They also create customizable sightseeing tours piloted by experienced captains who ferry passengers to Bowen Island for a coffee or to Deep Cove for dinner at a seaside restaurant. To accommodate groups, the team can charter 40- to 80-foot boats, allowing corporate outings, private parties, or the Brady Bunch’s family reunion to take place in a scenic setting.

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People groom their nails for the same reason they groom their dogs: to make them look more attractive and to remove evidence of dragging roadkill off the bridge. Wash your hands of it all with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

• $32 for one Bio Sculpture gel manicure (a $65 value)
• $89 for three Bio Sculpture gel manicures (a $195 value) and one cuticle oil treatment (a $5 value; a $200 total value)

A thin and hardy layer of colourful gel polish naturally strengthens nails after a quick application. Polish soaks off in an in-salon solution.

Contour Laser and Skin Concepts

At Contour Laser and Skin Concepts, the staff members take their clients’ trust very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that staff members offer no service that they have not tested and endorsed themselves. Approved treatments include skin tightening and hair removal with NaturaLight IPL lasers and gel nail polish from Bio Sculpture that can last through up to six weeks of wear or two weeks of tickling porcupines. Staff members use their in-house training to expertly perform each procedure as music and a convivial atmosphere help transform sessions into social experiences. Clients can enjoy complimentary beverages and snacks or sip champagne for special occasions.

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According to an old saying, your home is your castle, your television is your court jester, and your dog is your moat. Repel invading dust-bunny hordes with this Groupon: for $129, you get a Navigator robot vacuum from Paranello (a $365 value). Shipping is not included with this deal.

Paranello’s team of inventors research and develop upscale appliances for daily use, steering society into the future with forward-thinking products such as the Navigator robot vacuum. Ultrathin and easy to operate, the Navigator barely emits any noise as it sucks dust and debris from tile, linoleum, hardwood, and low- or medium-pile carpet. Soft rubber wheels whisk the device under and around furniture and snatching tiger’s claws, and a handy side brush tends to hard-to-reach sides and corners. Unlike subjects in an M.C. Escher painting, the Navigator won’t fall down stairs or bump into obstacles thanks to a built-in detector, which can also erect invisible barriers to keep the disk limited to certain areas.

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Hollywood is obsessed with youth and beauty, which is why Whistler’s Mother never wins Best Picture. Cultivate an Oscar-worthy exterior with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

• $79 for one cellulite-reduction body wrap (a $158 value)
• $149 for two cellulite-reduction body wraps (a $316 value)

Heavenly Soul

Homey touches such as mahogany furniture, wispy curtains, and plush armchairs lend Heavenly Soul a comforting setting for escaping the stresses of everyday life. From behind a curvy stage or while seated at tables, nail technicians shape and bedaub fingers and toes with OPI polish in bright hues. Aestheticians continue the pampering inside private rooms, where they whittle frames with body wraps and remove stuck-on bear rugs with waxing sessions or laser hair removal.

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Contrary to popular belief, boats are actually much safer than cars, which inexplicably sink every time you drive them on water. Take a proper water road ride with this Groupon.

Choose From Three Options

• $30 for a three-hour nightclub boat cruise for 2 (a $61 value)
• $56 for a three-hour nightclub boat cruise for 4 (a $122 value)
• $125 for a three-hour nightclub boat cruise for 10 (a $305 value)

Aboard Vancouver Cruises’ party boat, the Abitibi, groups combine scenic vistas with three hours of dancing and partying. Up to 370 guests can fit on the spacious ship, which features expansive upper and inside decks as well as a booming sound system and dance-floor lighting. Typically, light food and drinks are available for purchase, and most nightclub voyages are outfitted with a festive theme. See the Abitibi‘s schedule for upcoming nightclub cruises, themes, and what will be available during each outing.

Vancouver Cruises

Coasting across the swells since 1981, Vancouver Cruises affixes sea legs to locals and tourists alike while serving up dazzling views of the city and its neighbouring waterways. One of three luxurious boats ferries groups as large as 400 people into the nautical abyss, including the nightclub-inspired Abitibi and the venerable Queen of Diamonds, which, like getting sucked into the bathtub drain, provides 360-degree panoramas of passing sights. Gourmet chefs are on hand on all three ships, accompanying memorable occasions such as weddings, graduations, and company outings with equally memorable eats. During the holiday season, Vancouver Cruises also fuels festive spirits with its carol ships rife with decorations and singing.

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Like steam engines and cryogenically frozen sea monkeys, tea leaves come to life with just a little hot water. Harness the transformative power of hydration with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

• $44 for a five-piece handcrafted tea set with four cups, one teapot, and a filter (an $88 value)
• $10 for $20 worth of artisan loose-leaf teas

The shop’s selection of loose-leaf teas includes the robust, slightly fruity dian hong black tea ($2.50/10 g) and the rooibos surprise––a floral, antioxidant-rich blend with notes of ginger and fruit ($2.60/10 g). A host of green, white, and oolong teas are also available.

Mystic Leaf Tea

The brewmasters at Mystic Leaf Tea put some of Mother Nature’s tastiest offerings to good use with their temptingly aromatic tea service and exotic collection of jarred loose-leaf and ground teas ready for at-home percolation. The shop’s fragrant, tranquil tearoom entices guests to while away the afternoon sipping on bubble tea––a sweet milk tea populated with chewy pearl-tapioca balls swiped from marshmallow oysters––or steamy refreshments brewed with antioxidant-loaded rooibos, green, or oolong tea leaves.

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Haircuts remove dead ends and ends that have been playing dead to avoid doing their chores. Get rid of what’s tying you down with today’s Groupon to High Maintenance Salon & Spa in North Vancouver. Choose between the following options:

• For $29, you get a haircare package (a $95 total value) that includes the following:

  • A cut and style (a $60 value)
  • A deep-conditioning treatment (a $35 value)

• For $49, you get a haircare package (a $155 total value) that includes the following:

  • A cut and style (a $60 value)
  • A deep-conditioning treatment (a $35 value)
  • Partial highlights (a $60 value)

This Groupon also includes a 25 per cent discount on any additional hair service or retail hair product.
Employing Schwarzkopf professional products, High Maintenance’s team of experienced stylists expertly clip cranium whiskers, doll up ‘dos, and treat tresses with nourishing care. After a quick dialogue determines the desired look and whether aliens can use the top of the head as a landing site, hair techs thread strands through fingers, expertly snipping and trimming until achieving a fashionable style. Additionally, stylists turn unruly head nests into soft, silky, and manageable hair with an enriching deep-conditioning treatment. Patrons hoping to add colour to their vertex can opt for partial highlights, masterfully applied via six foils.
Clients reach maximum hair potential while relaxing in High Maintenance’s sleek salon boasting vibrant walls. Retro art and potted plants flank the studio, greeting customers and impressing time-travelling cavemen.

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Beauty sometimes requires assistance, which is why celebrities have personal stylists and a lot of the most famous constellations are actually CGI. Look like a star with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

• $299 for three Lutronic pore-size-reduction treatments and a $100 credit toward radio-frequency treatments (an $810 value)
• $499 for six Lutronic pore-size-reduction treatments and a $150 credit toward radio-frequency treatments (a $1,440 value)

The noninvasive Spectra Peel laser gently heats and exfoliates the facial skin, stimulating collagen growth to improve tone and texture and reduce the appearance of wrinkles. This laser is coupled with a cleansing lotion, which draws excess sebum from pores to control acne and diminish the pores’ appearance. Radio-frequency treatments are valid only for skin tightening.

Drs. Barbara & Daniel Yip Medical Aesthetics & Laser

With more than 20 years of experience, Doctors Barbara and Daniel Yip share a demeanour that their patients call “kind, personable, and empathetic” during a broad range of aesthetic services. Together, the two combat the external signs of aging while also infusing clients with internal energy and vitality. In order to reveal their clients’ natural beauty, the doctors employ rigorously tested techniques proven to tighten aging skin, treat acne, or remove unwanted hairs that beg to be shaved off so they can explore the world.

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Pilots are the cowboys of the air, roaming the wide-open skies and herding children’s runaway balloons. Giddy up, up, and away with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

• $29 for a 15-minute Discovery flight (a $60.48 value)
• $55 for two 15-minute Discovery flights for one, or one Discovery flight each for two people (a $120.96 value)

King George Aviation Flight School’s experienced instructors introduce prospective pilots to the basics of operating an ultralight aircraft during each discovery flight. While roaming the open skies under one-on-one tutelage, students have the option of taking in the view or learning about the controls, such as which switch activates the goose-disguise feature. Sky-walkers hover high above the natural splendour of White Rock and glimpse the Gulf Islands, Grouse Mountain, and the bends of Fraser River. To spy urban settings or see on which neighbour’s roof a beloved frisbee landed, routes can adjust for a bird’s-eye view of downtown Surrey. While pairs can use this Groupon on the same day, they will not fly together as the instruction is one on one.

King George Aviation Flight School

King George Aviation Flight School’s squadron of instructors use their decades of combined experience to introduce novice pilots to the skies. Official licensing courses range from navigation and mountain flying to radio procedures or instructor ratings, and their Discovery flights give beginners a taste of the skies while proving to nonbelievers that clouds are, in fact, made of marshmallow. The school also rents its planes to pilots for day trips and sells certain models.

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