See the world through rose-colored glasses? Add some extra color with today’s deal: Get a three-hour introduction to stained glass workshop from Harmony Stained Glass for $37 (regularly $75). With a short trip to Pasadena, you’ll learn how to create a one-of-a-kind stained glass panel using the technique developed by L.C. Tiffany himself. If you prefer to wear art, we recommend taking the dichroic glass pendant workshop for $14 (a $29 value). Kick off this BYOB tutorial with a bottle of Merlot, then use your favorite colors and eye for style to create a glass charm to be fired (no, The Donald won’t be there, but firing will set the colors and make it sparkle). Then return to Harmony to pick up your completed piece and mount it to your most adored chain. We have a feeling your outlook just got more colorful.

You’ve tried on hundreds of swimsuits in the past week, but those unforgiving dressing room fluorescents highlight more craters on your bum than the moon itself. We’ve got a deal to smooth things over: Get two VelaShape II treatments from Soma Solutions Wellness & Nutrition Center for only $185 (a $800 value). A favorite body shaper among celebrities, the VelaShape II treatment was voted the number one procedure for cellulite reduction by American Health & Beauty. After just a few sessions of this non-invasive, no-downtime procedure, which uses gentle massaging suction to heat problematic fat, you’ll notice smoothness and firmness. If you’ve got more rings around your forehead than Saturn, pay just $155 for a Botox consultation and treatment of up to 20 units (regularly $320). Snap up today’s deal for an out-of-this world summer look.

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Sweeping your eyes over your living room can tell you there’s a major mess, but it’s yet to take care of the dirty work for you. Stop imagining a clean crib, and give your grime over to a team of professional dust-busting divas with today’s deal from Jolivette Cleaning Service: Pay $61 (regularly $159) for a Premium house cleaning package for a one- or two-story home; or drop $90 (regularly $239) for a three-story abode. This cobweb-crushing crew will tidy your pad from top to bottom — vacuuming, mopping, scrubbing, and sanitizing your family room, bedrooms, kitchen, and bathrooms. Your castle will be spic-and-span, streak-free, and spotless. Licensed, bonded, and insured, Jolivette offers convenient appointment times seven days a week — leaving you time to make other sweeping changes in your day-to-day.

You bring your business suit to the cleaners to make sure it’s taken great care of. You lovingly hand wash your favorite swimsuit to be certain it maintains its elasticity and shape. But your birthday suit? That could use a little more TLC: Get a $30 gift card to use at Naked Body + Bath for only $15. This locally owned business is dedicated to creating natural skincare products, which means every soap, scent, and lotion is great for even the most sensitive of skin. Can’t decide where to start? Spend $15 and get a Naked Favorites gift set (a $49 value). This customized bath time bundle lets you choose up to three of your favorite scents, plus you’ll receive four ounces of Too-Shea creme, Avocado Smoothie lotion, Slough Connection scrub, and Liquid Lather liquid soap. Both options from this Rice Village purveyor of pampering also include a foot soak, featuring some of Naked’s oh-so-soothing products. When you strut your stuff in your favorite dress, make sure what’s underneath feels just as fresh.

If you’re a Vin Diesel fan, then you must be pumped about the latest Fast & Furious flick that hit theatres last month. And if this frenetic film set in Rio has given you Brazilian fever, then today’s deal just went from the middle of the “most wanted” list to the very top. The Rendezvous Spa in River Oaks (formally Bergamos Spa Retreat) is offering a Brazilian wax for just $29 (a $65 value). One of this Kirby Drive spa’s highly trained professionals will safely and quickly remove your unwanted fuzz, just in time for your next bikini rendezvous. Act fast and furiously — grab this deal to look as sexy as Jordana Brewster and smoother than Vin Diesel’s head.

The Rodeo may be over, but don’t put up your boots just yet — we’ve got a deal that will really get you two-steppin’. Hand over $15 (regularly $30) and you’ll have a one-day pass to the Conroe Country Music Jam, courtesy of Southern Concert Group, on Saturday, May 28. Grab a cold one, check out the Conroe’s Cruisers car show, then head to the stage and twirl your partner to some of country music’s freshest sounds from artists like The Brad Ward Band, Scooter Brown Band, and more, all leading up to superstar headliner Sammy Kershaw. Busy that day? Head to the Rockin With the Oldies concert on Sunday, May 29 for the same price. Listen to your favorite hits from yesteryear as remembered by Andy and the Dreamsicles, Cornell Gunter’s Coasters, and more. Can’t get enough music? Get a full weekend pass good for Saturday’s events and Rockin With the Oldies for just $25 (regularly $50). Whether you wear your Rodeo boots or blue suedes, just make sure you have your dancing shoes on.

We know that queens are supposed to prefer cake, but if you’re in the mood for curries and kebabs you’ll lose your head over today’s deal for $30 worth of food and non-alcoholic beverages from The Queen Vic Pub & Kitchen for only $15. After you’ve built up an appetite building your empire, head on over to this charming gastropub for a menu of India-meets-England inspired delicacies. We recommend starting with a short rib samosa, with beer braised short rib and tamarind sweet and sour chutney, or a saag pizza, topped with spinach, paneer, and herbed lemon goat cheese and mozzarella. Then move on to the crowning achievement, the Royal Fish and Chips. It’s so delicious that your stomach will feel like its getting the royal treatment, while your wallet stays fat.

At every forced family get-together, Grandma Katherine reminds us that the quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. What Granny doesn’t know is that love-at-first-bite can happen to anyone, male or female. Today’s deal is nothing short of true amore: Get $30 worth of fresh Italian food and non-alcoholic drinks from Christopher’s Italian Restaurant for only $15. Christopher’s is Humble’s favorite stop for authentic, Chicago-style deep-dish pies, made with homemade dough and sauces that are whipped up from scratch using fresh produce and a passed-down family recipe (we’ve heard the secret ingredient is “love”). Christopher’s also serves crispy thin-crust creations (try the Spinotta with pepperoni, garlic, spinach, zucchini, squash, Italian spices, and ricotta cheese), salads, pasta, and sandwiches (hello, Meatball Bomber). It’s impastable not to fall in love with this deal.

Owning a small business is commonly known to cause big headaches — you’re like a one-man (or woman) band trying to make the sounds of a symphony. Be a savvy entrepreneur and take advantage of today’s deal from Vistaprint: $50 to spend on stationery, calendars, mugs, and more for just $10. Vistaprint is like a toolbox for small businesses — whether you need snazzy new business cards, a top-notch website, or copywriting skills, Vistaprint offers everything you need to market your brand. Don’t have a biz? No prob. Vistaprint also offers products like thank-you cards, T-shirts, key chains, and tote bags that you can use for yourself. You don’t need your own accounting department to calculate these savings; all you need is a quick clicker finger and this deal’s all yours.

If you’re looking for a way to unwind after a long work week, or searching for a solution to get your kids off of the couch — we got’cha with today’s deal: Get a full day of unlimited private paintball at Got’Cha Paintball for only $20 (regularly $45). You’ll get a face mask, protective armor to shield your chest and back from the sting of a shot of paint, plus a paintball marker (gun), tank, hopper, unlimited CO2 to keep your marker firing, and 500 colorful and powerful paintballs to make your mark on your opponents. Choose from multiple fields to keep the action going: Start off in Pueblo Field where you can act out your best Desperado impersonation as you battle it out inside and outside of real buildings in a small renegade town. Or, check out the air field if you want to put your accuracy and shooting skills to the test. Get in on the action with today’s deal.